![]() Genital Jousting is a great party game in its own right, and that’s the end of that. The fact that everyone’s role-playing as a penis is entirely unrelated and really you can just disregard it. In the end, it’s just a bunch of people running around a 2D plane trying to dunk on each other while making jokes and sipping some Mountain Dew. Maybe don’t play it with your parents, but anyone other than that should be fair game. It’s a great title to play with all and any of your friends. You don’t have to keep the girls away from this game. Anyways, the game’s cute art style and generally loose mood makes this an absolute delight to play with your buddies. All you’re trying to do is fuck each other up the ass. The idea is that you’re all dicks with butts and a pair of balls. It’s just a fun little mini-game that lets you duke it out against up to 7 other players, either from the comfort of your couch or over the internet. This mode has nothing to do with the John chronicles. But that’s just like real life, isn’t it? Especially if you work in corporate.Įven though Genital Jousting comes with the epic saga of John, the named penis, it’s actually more famous for the multiplayer mode. Yes, everyone’s a dick, and they’re all pretty much out to fuck you in the ass, headfirst. So the game’s actually perfectly innocent. I review pussy for a living, and I never thought I’d have to face a question that’s this confusing or this sexual. Why would butted penises need vibrators? That I do not know. You play as John, a penis who works in corporate at a company that seemingly produces dildos and vibrators, among other things. ![]() The jokes are funny, and the gameplay is entertaining, but the whole thing is made ridiculous by the fact that every character in this game is a penis with balls and an asshole.Īgain, no, I’m not having a stroke this is literally what the game is about. It’s a sort of casual indie game in which you solve some basic puzzles while a narrator throws jokes your way. It is not a sexy game, by any means, even though it flat out shows dicks going in and out of assholes. I’m literally describing the premise behind Genital Jousting. This dick happens to be named John, and he’s looking for a date for his high school reunion. Ironically, when I’m not playing with my dick, I appear to be playing with someone else’s dick. All the fap-worthy games leave my dick blue in the face and leave me with some chuckles. Have enough friends and/or enough controllers to play an 8 player game.įor anyone wondering: You can get Couch Party achievement by yourself using one controller and a computer with a numberpad in offline mode:įor the achievement to pop you need to play through the rounds till the end score and it will pop.It’s nice to take a break once in a while. Means you have to play enough MP matches to get all rewards (takes about 12-14 games) So basicly the other players need to build a circle around you, and you dont have sex in the Pukaki gamemode Get all of the rings in Lord of the Rings.īe the only one locked out of an ouroborus. You have to chances to get it, 1 time where you walk through the park and near the end where you play as Sam.Įveryone survives having sex in a trash-compactor full of needles Their natural instinct is to kill.Įat the bred near the bench and spit on them When you have to find your luggage, fint the catcus and poke it When you are on your journey around the world, leave the world to the north Thats the level were you respawn and see your corpses Use the cake knife to defend yourself from wedding guests.īe near that knife guy who cuts the cake and steal it from him. When you are at the cinema date, at all the popcorn you see ![]() Some others at the box at the cardio, and the last one at the pumping station Use all the "supplements" you can for maximal gains.įind all Suringes at the Gym. Copie your ♥♥♥♥ and put the paper into the paper cases. At the first area, where you would head to the office, there's another room with a copie machine. When you have to go to the office, dont go through the archive, go the reception. For safety.Īctually you just have to find 23, there are actually more around the game and you can redo thE lvl and it will add to the number Safely deploy all the fire extinguishers. Dont worry when you are at the end and at 8/12 worms, the credits section has the other 4 worms:įurther to, when you finished the Story you can repeat the credit part, if you press continue.
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